hmm... what to put... when all else fails, repeat funny things others said!
The only thing that can console one for having no money is extravagance.
*** When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as anyone who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. *****
Brunnen_G: But never mind. The sun is shining, the Asian killer wasps are gamboling playfully along the fence, and it probably won't start raining again for another couple of minutes.
* Brunnen_G draws a blank. It is a masterpiece. It looks just like a blank.